Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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