No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
