The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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