Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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