have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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