btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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