Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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