Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.