just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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