the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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