You can't motorboat a personality
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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