The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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