Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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