I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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