You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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