So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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