Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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