I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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