I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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