yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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