at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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