I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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