Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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