what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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