my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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