i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
you never un-have a 4some
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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