I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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