I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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