she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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