Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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