He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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