if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Randomize
