Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
