Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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