I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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