I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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