i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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