Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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