this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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