Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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