We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Randomize
