Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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