I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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