let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
