Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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