We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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