Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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