I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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