It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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