"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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