Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just want to make out with him forever
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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