butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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