Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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