I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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