i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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