I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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