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go home
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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