how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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