and i looked up. we had an audience...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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