Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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