please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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